About BertrandTheodoreEm
Michael J. Fox:
Michael J. Fox Naked
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Information:
Name: Michael J. Fox
Born: 1961-06-09
Height: 1.64
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Filmography:
Back to the Future (1985), Stuart Little: Making It Big (1999), Star Search (1984), Entertainment Tonight (2008), Family Ties (1984)
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Lucas Black:
Lucas Black Naked
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Information:
Name: Lucas Black
Born: 1982-11-29
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
HBO First Look (2004), Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Peek Performance (2006), Our Friend, Martin (1999), The War (1994), Jarhead (2005)
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Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is
more than
enough !
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What happened to the girl who
wore a
mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
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Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.
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Did you hear about the stupid
photographer?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
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A woman reported
the disappearance of her
husband to the police. The
officer looked at the guy's photograph,
questioned her, and then asked
if
she wanted to give her husband
any message if they found him.
"Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him
Mother didn't come after
all."
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Personnel Director: What would you do
if you broke your arm in two places?
Vanderkron: I wouldn't go
to these places no more!
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard
you the first time," came the reply.
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Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.
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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian
mummy with a car mechanic?
Toot and Car Man.
LeroiLorenzogt
First Kangaroo: What do you call it
when
giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another
way?
Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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