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Alex Kingston:
Alex Kingston
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Information:
Name: Alex Kingston
Born: 1963-03-11
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Covington Cross (1992), The Poseidon Adventure (2005), Hannay (1989), This Space Between Us (2000), The Rosie O'Donnell Show (2002)
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Prince Charles:
Prince Charles
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Information:
Name: Prince Charles
Born: 1948-11-14
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Canada A.M. (2007), Corazón de... (2005), The Royal Wedding (1981), Jackanory (1984), The Prince's Trust Rock Gala (1982)
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Jack went to see the camp nurse. 'I
fell last night,' he said. 'And I was unconscious for eight
hours.'
The nurse was shocked. 'How awful. What happened?'
'I fell
asleep!'
AlarikHalfonFn
Why did the monster
take a dead man
for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
DonnelKirklandRx
How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
WellingtonMauroVx
'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane
sobbed.
'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't go very far
today.'
KendrickEburhardmV
How many cost accountants does it
take
to change a light bulb?
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and
get back to you
WuWalfordPq
Person 1: It must be terrible for an
opera singer to
realize that he can never sing again.
Person 2: Yes, but it's much more
terrible if he doesn't realize
it.
SayersCwentunLo
Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two
ears!
LangfordZorbaDt
"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and it said that
I needed an upgrade."
KelseyDevynvA
Q: How many
bass players does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None. The piano player can do that with his
left hand.
ChevellLancdonMy
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up
from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my
dog?"
HohberhtJosebatS