About EryiWaitSC
Chace Crawford:
Chace Crawford Naked
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Information:
Name: Chace Crawford
Born: 1985-07-18
Height: 1.83
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Filmography:
Gossip Girl Couture (2008), Long Lost Son (2006), Entertainment Tonight (2008), The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008), Family Guy (2008)
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A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old
upturned tin bath with a poker.
"What do you think you're doing?" she
demanded.
"I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy.
"Where is the baby?" asked his Mum.
"Under the bath."
AparaDevIyngY
How many firemen does it take
to change
a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to
change the bulb.
TiburonCanowicakteCn
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking
down
the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets
it??
A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it
was a gumwraper!
EburhardHerneRG
Two cannibals were having lunch.
"Your
wife makes a great soup," said one to the other.
"Yes!" agreed the
first. "But I'm going to miss her terribly."
KelanCiborFB
Q: Why did the bowlegged cowboy get
fired?
A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
HamlettJukkaSC
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in
an hour?
A double crosser.
EduardAaraooH
What do you have in December that you don't
have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
DeoradhainGoldwintK
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
almost
killed my mother today.
It fell only seconds after she got up
from the couch."
The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock
always was
slow."
LowellMoseszJ
Waiter,
waiter, this lobster's only got
one claw.
It must have been in a fight, sir.
Then bring me the
winner.
RaulJerrodsK
What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
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